mellie-lia:

mattandliam:

loki-tintin-ler:

what-happened-heree:

wandering-patronus:

ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR.
WE ARE FOREVER IN HIS DEBT.

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Rule #1 of Tumblr.. you must reblog the creator…


God: I made the world. Praise me.

David: I made Tumblr-

Tumblr Babys: PRAISE YOU.

You know, we’re pretty fortunate. Our creator’s pretty cute. 

REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET OVER 10 FOLLOWERS.

xanthene:

time-lord-on-baker-street:

I didn’t even think I’d get 1..

me

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triggeringbiggering:

“A Not-So-Tall Tale”

Written and performed by TriggeringBiggering

____

Come ‘round, all you Once-lings and I’ll tell you a tale
It’s the story of a man who was “Too Big To Fail”.

He was rich and powerful, so steeped in his greed
When he created a marvelous invention—the thneed.

Now, the thneed was an interesting old thing, you see
It could be anything at all you needed it to be

A legwarmer, perfume, or a fine fitted dress
The uses for a thneed were seemingling endless

But producing this product was toxic and deadly
Fumes from his factory choked the sky in a purple-grey medley

The glupp from his progress made it hard for animals to thrive
But he kept pushing forward—“My business is the one to survive!”

Until one day, one smoke-smuggered day, he toppled down
He ran out of resources to keep his crown

For thneeds were made of Truffula trees
A beautiful plant that gave animals in the valley all that they need

And so the man fell, his industry and all
Blinded by his greed until he hit the wall

His money was gone, no one he could call “friend”
The success of his thneed met a fitting end

For the smoke he created filled up the air
It was too late to fix it—damaged beyond repair

The soil of the valley was sticky and sick
Nothing would grow there—it would die out quick

The rivers—once clean and cool with a nice breezy flow—
Were now gummed up and stinking, sliding, and slow

So what became of this man? This de-throned entrepreneur?
Who’s business made the land his personal sewer?

Well, I’ll tell you, my friend—listen well, and you should,
For the things he had done were completely un-good

His factory is gone, he resides in his store
For he now lives in exile, haunted with regret from before

And the lesson to be learned here rings loud and clear;
Don’t let greed drive you; be master to where you steer.

Teacher: What do ovaries do?
Me: Explode at the sight of attractive men
Teacher: Wat
Class: Wat
Me: ...I mean make eggs
dahliadoll:

Fucking inspirational.
Kathryn Joosten (December 20, 1939 – June 2, 2012)

dahliadoll:

Fucking inspirational.

Kathryn Joosten (December 20, 1939 – June 2, 2012)

seuss-is-everything:

Re-Reblogging because it is law

I want him for breakfast :3
lolsofunny:
REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..


OMG THIS WEBSITE <3
OH MY GLOB THE LETTER V OMFG
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lolsofunny:

  1. REBLOG AND CLICK THE PICTURE
  2. Try Typing your name, tumblr URL, etc..

OMG THIS WEBSITE <3

OH MY GLOB THE LETTER V OMFG

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When you look forward to something and it doesn’t happen.

I wish the creators of Tumblr could put in a report system to eliminate anon hate.

Just putting it out there.

rainbowdash4ever:

davescoolshit:

steampunkseahorse:

serenity-island:

m-eg:

like-1-2-3:

fairytalelights:

the-homes-chapel-homie:

ruesfarewell:

loveandotherthingsgirlslove:

deaththekid-8:

beinggayisokay:

This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing. 

reblog this. NOW.

in all seriousness though

M..my heart just stopped… ;~;

Guys, you’ve got to reblog this. It’s reality and it needs to be brought to everyone’s attention. 

I lost a friend to this kind of harassment. I really don’t want to remind myself of everything that happened so I won’t say a word about it. All I will say is, he was one of my best friends and the kindest person I had ever known. The pain I went through after his death was indescribable. I want you all to know that it’s not easing knowing that someone you love had such thoughts that they didn’t deserve living anymore. I’m not good with words at all so please excuse this lousy paragraph I have attempted to write to move you. I am serious though. Don’t ignore this.

i’m going to reblog forever.

This kills me, please stop this.

it seriously hurts to know people say this

how the fuck could you possibly send someone hate, or make rude comments when you know all to well that this could be the outcome, makes me sick. somebody please stop this from happening.

ALRIGHT STOP SCROLLING RIGHT NOW. REBLOG THIS. I DON’T CARE IF YOU ARE A HIPSTER, SUMMER, PHOTOGRAPHY, BOHO, SURF, WHATEVER BLOG. REBLOG THIS. 

ALL OF MY FEELS! ALL OF THEM I WANA HUG THAT PERSON EVERYONE DESERVES TO KNOW THEY’RE WORTH SOMETHING!

because i do see WAY too much bullying on my dashboard. anons, think before you speak. you’re the murderers if you know this will be the end result and you don’t give a shit. 

people have feelings, in case you were never aware. 

behind that gray face is a person who has no life

I want to hug every person who gets hate mail, seriously.

I would because no one deserves messages like that.

no one

leonerdo:

Make Me Cum by Mindless Self Indulgence on Grooveshark

No one else, molest myselfDon’t need you, I don’t need you, I don’t need youMe on top, getting fucked by myselfIn and out, in and out

leonerdo:

Make Me Cum by Mindless Self Indulgence on Grooveshark

No one else, molest myself
Don’t need you, I don’t need you, I don’t need you
Me on top, getting fucked by myself
In and out, in and out

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classic-teacake:

dat-sakii:

pandaterian:

travelingmadness:

See, I am reblogging it again,

Once-ler didn’t have a single living thing to hear him crying.

OH MY GOD NO BABY </3

ASDFOI;NBSLEJFIOSLF

NOT THE FEELS! X”O